Education
New York University
MS, Management -Columbia University
BA, Philosophy -Clarkstown South High School
, -Work Experience
AdMedia
Current
AdMedia
16 Handles - New City
Current
16 Handles - New City
Attayn Group LLC
Current
Attayn Group LLC
The Literal Company
Current
The Literal Company
Starling Skincare
Current
Starling Skincare
adMarketplace
2018-04-01 - 2020-06-01
adMarketplace
Datavore (Acquired by Above Data)
2016-12-01 - 2019-12-01
Datavore (Acquired by Above Data)
Global-e
2016-07-01 - 2018-03-01
Global-e
Yieldmo
2012-12-01 - 2016-07-01
Yieldmo
Textbroker International
2011-02-01 - 2012-05-01
Textbroker International
Skills
Summary
I am a Dad joke aficionado with a unhealthy love and encyclopedic knowledge of 80's TV commercials. "Calgon take me away". Huge fan of reality cooking shows. I yell at the TV watching these competitions. "No Karen, don't use the nutmeg"! Able to leap client obstacles in 3 emails or less. A strange ability to get into any room. And a love for all things Whiskey. Ironically I rarely drink. It just so happens that I am a darn good sales guy. I've managed to close over $100MM in new business in a profession where my typical quota hovered between $1M to $2MM. Going to warn you now, I am guaranteed to make obscure Rutger Hauer references from classics like Lady Hawke and the Hitcher (also some of C Thomas Howell's best work). I am always happy to connect. Give me a reason to say yes. Please don't use the generic, "I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn Network". It's unoriginal and tells me you haven't read my profile. Always happy to talk to recruiters that have sent me 1 pound of Green Peanut M&M's prior to any InMails. No M&M's no InMails. . . I have standards. Looking to sell me something? I am into guitars, guns, fast cars and motorcycles. Yes I know its a cliche, yet I like what I like. If you can't set an appointment with me, how do you expect to sell me lead generation services. No matter how many InMail you send me, I will never be interested in trade shows in South Korea. I will go for the food. If you took the time to actually read my profile, mention it, first drink is on me. Trivia: I joined LinkedIn on June 6, 2003. I also have an IMDB entry. PS Bonus points if you can tell me where I took this background image.